Monday, June 21, 2010

I Am Languatron And I Eat Pound Cake All Day

All day long. MMMMMMMMMM! Do I love POUND CAKE!!! I weigh 873 POUNDS now. WHy? Well I gain 1 POUND FOR every 1 CAKE. And I ate 600 CAKES last WEEK ALONE! (SOMETIMES I barf them up.)

ALoha!

Monday, June 07, 2010

Sorry it's been so long!

Actually, no I'm not. I hate you and your silly ass face. I have been busy hating a TV show, and that's taken up most of my time. Between that and my anal psoriasis, I've been quite a busy man.

Sometimes I diddle, but that usually takes time away from everything I hate. And I have NO TIME TO WASTE! I've spent over a DECADE screaming about the same thing over and over and over, and I'm not about to STOP NOW!!! NOSIRREE BOB!!!!!!!!! There's still SO MUCH that I can HATE!!!!

Why are you reading this? Are you a UNIVERSAL STUDIOS SPY?!!! No, you're not. `You're GLEN A. LARSON, aren't you, EDWARD JAMES OLMOS?

By the way, I've promised that there are 1,001 reasons to hate Edward James Olmos. The problem is that I can only think of 10, and they're all pretty much the same reason, which is that I hate him.

Jews, Mormons, gays, and brunettes all SUCK!!

Thank you for a delightful evening.