Actually, no I'm not. I hate you and your silly ass face. I have been busy hating a TV show, and that's taken up most of my time. Between that and my anal psoriasis, I've been quite a busy man.
Sometimes I diddle, but that usually takes time away from everything I hate. And I have NO TIME TO WASTE! I've spent over a DECADE screaming about the same thing over and over and over, and I'm not about to STOP NOW!!! NOSIRREE BOB!!!!!!!!! There's still SO MUCH that I can HATE!!!!
Why are you reading this? Are you a UNIVERSAL STUDIOS SPY?!!! No, you're not. `You're GLEN A. LARSON, aren't you, EDWARD JAMES OLMOS?
By the way, I've promised that there are 1,001 reasons to hate Edward James Olmos. The problem is that I can only think of 10, and they're all pretty much the same reason, which is that I hate him.
Jews, Mormons, gays, and brunettes all SUCK!!
Thank you for a delightful evening.